A 29-year-old carpenter builds sets for an amateur theatre company, currently for a production whose title nobody backstage will say out loud. Cycling home from a rehearsal three days ago she went down on a wet road and landed on her closed right hand. She has been taping it up and getting on with it since, on the grounds that opening night is in a fortnight. She is here because she can no longer hold a screwdriver.
For entertainment and educational purposes only. Not medical advice.